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NSFW

by The Grand Candy

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1.
Wintertime 02:57
It’s a long way to your house in the wintertime when the frost hits you never know what you’ll find long the road in your way even on the most sunshiny day... weather, it’s only a matter of mind in the wintertime It’s a long way to your house in the wintertime in the snow drift this stick shift it starts to slide long the road in your way even on this sunshiny day... the trip to your place is a perilous drive It’s a long, long way... in the wintertime The frost comes over me, like a lesson that’s never so friendly a blow to my jaw, I never saw coming, I wait through the winter and pray for the thaw. it’s a long way to your house in the wintertime stay in second gear, steady, slow, twenty five feel the wheels start to go what the hell did I know? the trip to your place is a perilous drive weather, it’s only a matter of mind and to think I thought you were a friend of mine not this wintertime it’s wintertime
2.
Made A Devil 03:22
I had a woman, a good woman, A Woman Who was good to me. White Picket Fence: The whole deal. And I made our lives a misery. I Made A Devil It wasn’t easy. But it was simple. You push the self destruct becomes complete The Fastest 4 Minutes Was all it took 2 do the deed. I Made A Devil It started growing. The blood, the lust, the lies, the spying. Ember seeds... I was sowing. led to nine lives of crying I Made A Devil Now You can Stare over My Black Smoldering Fence After this seventh son who lost his light. But my sins, are mine alone... So just Pray for my Devil Tonight I Made A Devil I Made A Devil Come Home
3.
One More 02:41
One cigarette hey you, you got one more? Where’d you get that? ahm, You got one more? one little sniff, up on the scent, don’t pay no mind, you can’t pay the rent You just want more, more, more, more, more You want some smoke? Thanks, I’m all set. one little toke? (oh what the hell) yeah, sure, you bet. how ‘bout a line, yeah you’ll feel fine rock, stay out late, fly, women, wine but your mistake is your denying your fate for old time’s sake, for old time’s sake, could you please just one more baby please one more ba ba ba baby please one more one more a rusty nail, you spike your vein ‘f I ain’t told ya, told ya, told ya, thousand times, Explained one little sniff. up on the scent, don’t pay no mind, you can’t pay the rent You just want more, more, more, more, more For Old Times could you please one more baby please one more baby please one more one more
4.
Evangeline 04:20
when it’s dark out you hear voices but can’t quite make out what they say.... in the shadows you glimpse shifting figures.... that disappear by light of day... they’re Evangeline.... it’s like a phone rings, always wrong numbers you hear a click then no one there... you listen hard for a trace or whisper but it’s just your heartbeat on the air Evangeline... out she calls you soft as a feather, to the rooftop you like heat rising Evangeline across the street now your neighbor’s stone house lit up to watch like a TV... Evangeline swirly swaying does a dance just you can see Evangeline.... Out she calls you soft as a feather feather arms soft oh how inviting to the rooftop you like heat rising go to her now boy, can fly now Evangeline
5.
Claire 05:01
I haven’t quite gotten over you, and I’m feeling so dumb I haven’t quite gotten over you. feeling sad, feeling numb my heart is stained with you, colors black and blue it’s all I do, sit and think of you, you and you and you.... like autumn leaves clinging to their trees, I am almost undone just awaiting one cool swift breeze, that seems never to come my heart is stalled you still haven’t called it’s all I do, sit and think of you, you and you and you.... my heart is still, dark, blue. from belonging to you my aim is true, if it’s all I ever do, Claire
6.
I need liftoff, I need liftoff. Once I was, I was afraid of my shadow. I could not... get off the ground. Looked to my left, rolled my eyes to the right, my horizon... as black as night. I need liftoff. I couldn’t lift a finger. Couldn’t lift my head. Couldn’t lift a feather, felt like I was dead. I need liftoff. Oh but papa, said to me... I gave you wings, boy but they’re no guarantee... My wings were trapped, beneath my breath. A tar black smoke, that smelled like death. Once I was, I was afraid of my shadow: A tar black smoke, that smelled like death. I need liftoff. I need liftoff, I need liftoff
7.
Sophia one summer’s day got a picture perfect of her man, except he was looking the other way were it just another girl, that would be serious but with her sister, well, what is there to say? It was January in July, when Sophia looked her in the eye. she kept what she saw to herself, thinking she was just crazy: “don’t be such a baby, he’s just a man with wandering eyes....” She found the more she tried not to believe her eyes, the more that it developed, a picture materialized. January in July, when Sophia looked her in the eye. January in July, when Sophia looked them in the eye. Almost August when he broke the lie looked at her and sighed “Sophia, I’ve something to tell ya, it may come as a surprise...” she called him a son of a b!tch, he said “honey, I can fix this...” she drew a breath and fixed him she did... what is there to say? it’s still January in July. When Sophia looked her in the eye. It’s Still January in July. When Sophia looks her in the eye.
8.
‘tween papers and the trash, those magazines they’re not for kids, man, it’s obscene you get the picture: muddy, blood and clay, don’t I know, They said “It happened in Ohio.” They found her feet beneath her favorite tree her fingers crossed her twisted mouth between her eyes they never quite found out, unh, don’t I know, They say, “It happened in Ohio.” Our handsome sheriff hatched a plan to catch his man but it’s a jigsaw with no edge our TV sheriff scratched his head and said: It happened in Ohio. It happened in Ohio. It happened in Ohio.
9.
My ink sticky fingers were a fresh coat of blue... because I didn’t know how to stop. I had to have it, that was all I knew, as I smiled at the rent-a-cop. After I sent you the roses, letters draft after draft... Tender, confessing my love... Here I stand, Pride in hand I’m always shopping for forget me nots... The perfect gift stirs a hitch in my throat Sure as tears start to form, I can’t stop my arm, Out it goes, zip, then it’s in my coat. It's as if I am watching a movie action, exists on a screen until, I exit the scene and Here I stand, Pride in hand Each shiny excitement is a feeling I steal cause a stolen heart it beats just so much but the cards and chocolates and candy hearts somehow they’re all spoiled by my touch As if I’m watching a movie, letters draft after draft... tender confessing my love... Here I stand, Pride in hand

about

NSFW is the debut album from Arlington, Virginia based The Grand Candy. It was recorded at the famed Washington DC area Inner Ear Studios, and produced by the studio’s founder Don Zientara (Fugazi, Bad Brains, Bikini Kill).

A few early reviews:

"Today it's rare to find a new band that matches honest, close-to-the-bone rock 'n' roll with lyric intelligence. That's why The Grand Candy is such a refreshing find. Their debut album NSFW brims with gritty creative energy and speaks in an original voice."
- Ted Drozdowki, Guitar World

"[NSFW] has an offbeat, insanely inventive cast of songs that stretch from melodic folk and droney Nick Drake flavors, to touches of funk and flamenco. [Cohn] is a wordsmith to be reckoned with as he moves easily from lighthearted whimsy to darker subject matter. He challenges listeners in unconventional ways."
- Steve Morse (former Boston Globe critic, professor of Rock History at Berklee College of music)

credits

released July 27, 2014

Produced by Don Zientara

Dan Pluto Cohn - Songs, Vocals, Guitars, Programming
Jonathan Babu - Drums, Arranging, Humor

Jacob Chmara - Bass on 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8
John Lee - Additional Guitar on 2, 3, 7, 8
Tim Kelly - Dobro on 9

Mixed by Don Zientara and Pluto, except 1 and 5 mixed by Marco Delmar at Recording Arts.

Recorded at Inner Ear Studios, Recording Arts, and The Bunker

Mastered by Jonathan Wyner at M-Works

All songs © 2014 Daniel Cohn
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The Grand Candy Washington D.C., D.C.

With comparisons by the press to Dire Straits, Morphine, Chris Whitley and Elvis Costello, The Grand Candy are sure to be embraced by discerning music fans.

Candy frontman Dan ‘Pluto’ Cohn's songs have been roundly praised as ‘Original’ and ‘Masterful.’ The Washington Post’s ‘New Dylan’ comparison went so far as to suggest that Pluto’s classic songwriting hails from a different era.
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